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On the Edge of Common Sense

Marginal Quotes


February 4, 2021

- “As long as you’ve got good elimination, you’ve got it made.” Uncle Leonard

- “If a man can’t drive in a bar ditch, he’s got no business on the highway.” Tink

- “When asked how she got to be president, Anita replied, ‘I missed the meeting’.”

- “You can’t used too much tape.” Dr. Allen

- Tom Hall says, “I enjoy all company. Some when they arrive, some when they leave.”

- “A true friend will tell you if yer hat’s on backwards.” Calvin

- “I’d rather be at the head of the ditch with a shovel than at the bottom with a decree.” Tom on irrigation rights

- “If they won’t come, you can’t stop’em.” Jim B.

- “He’s stooping to new heights.” Sandy

- “His eyes are so squinty they could blindfold him with dental floss.” Buck

- “They teach chickens to lay eggs by walkin’ back n’ forth in front of them with a hatchet humming, ‘Um, um, good, um, um, good...’” Doug

- “The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.” Hubert H.

- “If you wanna put out a fire, start yer own!” Hoot

- “Cowboys walk in parts.” Peter

- “You have to know Mr. Dewey well in order to dislike him.” Margaret T.

- “Bank examiners come in after the battle and shoot the wounded.” Boyd

- “Horse shoein’s not so hard. It’s just the dread of doing it.” Carl

- “His sleeping bag smelled like they drove geese into it and beat them to death.” Oly K.

- “You are what you eat”... but I say, “You are where you walk.”

- “It’s been a month of Mondays!” Sheryl

- “I don’t deserve this award, but I’ve got sinus and I don’t deserve it either.” Ace R.

- “Sometimes you have no choice, so take it!”

- On fund-raising, “Don’t put all your hands in one pocket.”

- “If yer smart you’ll always believe in Santa Claus.” Judy

- “Sure you can sell out when things are good. But then what will you do?” – John

- “Of course your waffle is tough, you ate the potholder.”



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