On the Edge of Common Sense
The Vegetable Defamation Trial
October 28, 2021
It was a severe case of vegetable defamation, the makin’s of a landmark case of harassment and abuse.
The plaintiff, a Miss Parsley, was demanding compensation of one Paul Pierre Potato and, to-be-specified produce.
“So how do you plead, Mr. Tater?” “Not guilty but let me relate
I’m a victim of mass inflammation, au gratined and smeared on a plate,
laid next to a lecherous cutlet wh...